Barely Legal

Creepers, old men, and college students today is your lucky day.  Miley Cyrus turns 18!  You officially have a legal chance at Hannah Montanna.  Your odds are squarely in line with Lloyd Christmas going after Mary Swanson. 

Just think her parents are going through a divorce and shes confused, you can take advantage.  Also the window is closing before she goes completely off the deep end so time is running thinner than you think.  Good luck, the clock starts now.