Friday, November 12, 2010

NFL Injury Report

This is inspired by everydayshouldbesaturday.com 

Brett Farve,Vikings: Glassed over ankles, tendonitis in throwing arm, slightly separated shoulder, cut jaw, blue balls : Questionable

Percy Harvin, Vikings: Migraine. Questionable.

Tom Zbikowski, Ravens: Suffered a gash over right eye in sparring match preparing for his Friday night fight.  Vision is blurred. Probable

Shawn Merriman, Bills:  Missing ACL, MCL, HGH.  Out indefinitely OR until new shipment comes in

Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Browns:  Murdered by the City of Cleveland.  Buried under statue of Colt McCoy.  Out.

Everyone, Dallas Cowboys: Shattered Super Bowl dreams, fear of tackling.  Questionable.

Everyone, Dallas Cowboys: Wade Phillips fired.  Upgraded to Probable. 

Charles Woodson, Packers: Turf Toe, Probable.

Tom Brady, Patriots: Foot Sprain, Douchebag haircut.  Questionable.

Donovan McNabb, Redskins: Conditioning.  Probable until the game is on the line.

Kevin Kolb, Eagles:  Andy Reid. Doubtful.

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