This is inspired by everydayshouldbesaturday.com
Brett Farve,Vikings: Glassed over ankles, tendonitis in throwing arm, slightly separated shoulder, cut jaw, blue balls : Questionable
Percy Harvin, Vikings: Migraine. Questionable.
Tom Zbikowski, Ravens: Suffered a gash over right eye in sparring match preparing for his Friday night fight. Vision is blurred. Probable
Shawn Merriman, Bills: Missing ACL, MCL, HGH. Out indefinitely OR until new shipment comes in
Jake Delhomme, Seneca Wallace, Browns: Murdered by the City of Cleveland. Buried under statue of Colt McCoy. Out.
Everyone, Dallas Cowboys: Shattered Super Bowl dreams, fear of tackling. Questionable.
Everyone, Dallas Cowboys: Wade Phillips fired. Upgraded to Probable.
Charles Woodson, Packers: Turf Toe, Probable.
Tom Brady, Patriots: Foot Sprain, Douchebag haircut. Questionable.
Donovan McNabb, Redskins: Conditioning. Probable until the game is on the line.
Kevin Kolb, Eagles: Andy Reid. Doubtful.