Things we wished we could have done to Osama
- Mount Head on spike and put in National Mall
- Put Corpse at Ground Zero, allow families affected by 9/11 do as they please
- Keep him alive, tour him around the country to be beaten
- Force him to be on the set of Jersey Shore Season Four and have sex with Snooki
- Hang him from The Empire State Building
- Lock him in a room with Tim McCarver and force him to listen to old baseball stories
- Lock him in the Octagon with Brock Lesnar for 5 minutes
Carmen Sandiego and Waldo will meet for the belt.
If you want some more laughs head over to http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/5/2/2148672/national-anti-terrorism-championship#comments
They were heavily influential for this thread and material was borrowed from there.