Putin was surprised that Georgia has accepted the bid given the history the two countries have had. Putin said "We want to put the past behind us. The last invasion of their country was really quite inappropriate. We hope this invitation will help our countries move forward. Besides Temple has a better record and will crush them!"
Where to Stay: Inside, we hear its cold as shit in Russia right now. But seriously, Moscow, Russia is one of the better places to be. We hear Napoleon and Hitler stayed at Kadat's. It's one of the nicest hotels you have never seen.
What to See: VODKA for miles and miles. Drink heavily to forget you spent $3K to attend this bowl game and also to stay warm. Also plenty of ruble and various things made of lead that will get you sick.
What to Avoid: Going. Seriously you are going to travel across, the world to watch Temple? You wouldn't go to a Temple game for $10 when its a short subway ride away.
Avoid Russian tanks, women with 5 o clock shadows, women who want to take you back to their place they would rather react the movie Hostel.
Prediction: Georgia will be leading 27-21 with :02 seconds left. Temple will have the ball and the clock will malfunction on the last play until what's suppose to happen happens.