Sunday, January 17, 2010

Things That Aren't That Good

Consider this the warmup set. I just want to rattle off a quick list of things that are not as good as they are made out to be and/or popularly believed to be. If you want my explanation or reasoning behind anything on this list, I can bring it all to light upon individual request.

-Dave Matthews
-Dane Cook
-Ben Roethlisberger
-99.5% of anything associated with Boston
-Grady Sizemore
-Slumdog Millionaire
-crime scene investigation shows, or any cop show to come out in the past 10 years not called The Wire
-Bud Light
-leg presses
-the "Wii Fit" video game
-Guitar Hero/Rock Band/DJ Hero/or whatever they come out with next, my guess is "Coked-up Roadie Hero"
-hybrid engines
-hunting (an overwhelming amount of avid hunters truly deep down only enjoy it because it's the one thing in the world that gets them away from their wives)
-American Idol
-85% of bands you ever hear playing in a bar or club. You'll have an easier time finding the dentist that doesn't recommend Trident gum than finding a bar band that actually adds something to the experience.

Coming Soon: the underrated list to counter this overrated list, as well as certain activities in life that should require a testing and licensing system like driving does


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