Sunday, March 14, 2010

March Madness: Touch Yourself

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Introducing the March Madness of Totally Unobtainable Women! 65 Women vying for the title Miss AsGoodAsYouThink. They will be seeded from 1-16 just like the NCAA bracket and their will be some random auto bids thrown in. You the reader can help determine who advances by voicing your opinion but the bloggers have final say. Hotness is not everything in this competition so anything can happen. Also don't bitch about people getting left out because putting this together was hard enough and obviously their are many gorgeous women we don't know.

The field and their respective conferences.

Actresses (11) (Must have some level of esteem and be fairly active)-Blake Lively, Scarlett Johanson, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Charlize Theron, Emmannuelle Chriqui (Sloan), Jessica Biel, Leighton Meester, Penelope Cruz, Mila Kunis, Isla Fisher
Not Real Actresses (3) -Megan Fox, Yvonne Strahovski (Good Luck Chuck), Stacey Kiebler
Musicians(5)-Carrie Underwood, Beyonce Knowles, Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift , Katy Perry
Pornstars (8)- Audrey Bitoni, Madison Scott, Carmella Bing, Britney Skye, Lisa Ann, Shayla Stylez, Hannah Hilton, Lanny Barbie
Models(10)- Heather Vandeven, Hilary Fisher, Marisa Miller, Shay Lauren, Gemma Massey, Capri Anderson,Miranda Kerr, Odette Yustman, Malin Akerman, Emily Scott
TV Personalities(5)-Erin Andrews, Kat Sadler, Giada De Lauremtiss, Kelly Ripa, Charissa Thompson
Athletes(10)-Jennie Finch, Lindsey Vonn, Danica Patrick, Natalie Gulbis, Maria Sharapova, Tanith Belbin, Gina Carano, Kelly Kelly, Alicia Sacramone, Sasha Cohen
Guilty Pleasures (7) (Auto Bids)- Ava Devine, Holly Black, Brandy Taylor, Cytheria, Sarah Chalke, Chelsea Handler, Meghan McCain
Player's Wifes (6)(Exceptions, engaged or have a kid together) - Christiana Cindrich (Oguchi Onyewu), Rachel Glandorf (Colt McCoy's fiancée) Gisele Bundchen, Hilary Duff (Mike Comrie) Cheryl Cole, Adriana Lima

Think about where these ladies might be seeded and wait for the unvailing of the bracket. There were several girls whose bubbles burst when the final cuts were made. Jessica Alba, Eva Angelina, and Angelina Jolie were among the most suprising cuts. Abigal Clancy is out to being a known coke head. Eligibility Issues- Jennifer Lopez is out due to being over the hill and Hannah Montana is out due to being underage. For that tournment you will have to turn to our Canadian sister site where 14 is the new 18. Athletes must be at least Semi-active so Anna Kornikova is out.

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